is swine flu chasing me?
Set the scene: Seventh period, not doing much because half of my class is out. They are almost finished with their work in groups. DJ comes and asks for a pass to another teacher... I slowly oblige...
Too slowly, I guess. She turns around and blows chunks on the floor. Woops.
At least it didn't set off a peristaltic reaction, but it did make me think of this: