Set the scene: Seventh period, not doing much because half of my class is out. They are almost finished with their work in groups. DJ comes and asks for a pass to another teacher... I slowly oblige...
Too slowly, I guess. She turns around and blows chunks on the floor. Woops.
At least it didn't set off a peristaltic reaction, but it did make me think of this:
So while some countries are shutting down, I am relishing the blogging opportunity that swine flu has given me.
Kramer was on to something... Listen to the uncontrollable "oinking"--it's indicative of swine flue, according to the CDC.
According to the CDC, symptoms of swine flu can include:
- fever, which is usually high
- cough
- runny nose or stuffy nose
- sore throat
- body aches
- uncontrollable "oinking"
- headache
- chills
- fatigue or tiredness, which can be extreme
- diarrhea and vomiting (sometimes)
So, as you can see, it's pretty much the same as the regular flu. Oink Oink.